hey everybody, ETSS here for another editorial. Its time to talk about fairy tail again! (insert audience screaming in terror here) oh, you know you love it, and if you dont.....well, sucks to be you then XD
anyway, you're probably wondering "my eternally powerful and handsome ETSS, what could you possibly mean by the title of this review?" well first off, thank you, that means alot, and second, shut up, I'm trying to talk here.
now then without further delay, here's my elaboration
for those of you who are unfamiliar with fairy tail, I'll give you the run down. In fairy tail, there is a character named cana, who is the daughter of gildarts clive, the most powerful mage in the fairy tail guild and one of the most powerful in the world. After the events of the tenrou island arc (the most plot heavy and influential arc in the series thus far) gildarts leaves once again to find the evil dragon achnologia, leaving cana with a special magic card to summon him whenever they should need him
and what does cana do with this veritable Armageddon spell? she rips it up.....just like that. She rips it in two, declares triumphantly that she doesnt need him anymore, and the show just treats this as a throwaway gag!
in doing this, cana essentially makes contact with gildarts IMPOSSIBLE!!! They've never been able to contact him before, and now, when he actually decides to take responsibility and leaves a way for his friends to call him should they need him (and they WILL) his own daughter rips the thing in two. The guy who could defeat minerva, sabertooth, raven tail, future rogue, and tartaros all with the same effort it takes to pull up a sock.....and now they cant reach him....because of cana
minerva's torturing of lucy at the GMG
future rogue killing future lucy
laxus and the thunder legion getting poisoned and are now on their death beds!
erza and mira getting captured and turned into some S&M demon's torture porn!
all of it could have been avoided had cana not ripped up that card
so, shame on you cana albarona. SHAME